An awesome guy ready for sex and good time. A totally good ball who attracts girls with flowery names but doesn't know. As he works from State Farm, he's great in all spaces, wears khakis, and love the color red
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An otherwise all-female party or event at which either Willie Nelson or John Cougar Mellencamp is the only man in attendance.
Willie Nelson must have had fun at Cunt Farm Aid last night. He was surrounded by so many lovely ladies.
Cunt Farm or "C" Farm
Cunt Farm or "C" Farm
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Get the alien ant farm mug.As a Vietnam era fighter pilot, I have heard and used the expression “bought the farm” many times. To my understanding, it is not meant to be taken literally, as in paying off a mortgage. Instead, it is meant in jest, a little bit of black humor poking fun at the constant risk of being killed in an airplane crash.
"Bought” is used as follows: After breaking an expensive vase in a china shop, the proprietor says, “I am sorry sir, but I’m afraid you just bought it.” Bought or buy means doing something that has quick, negative, and irreversible consequences, in this case being killed.
I have heard three variations on “the farm.” First is a piece of land, a very small piece of land, used for raising daisies. This, of course, means a grave plot. The second is a piece of land where you are planted (buried) rather than a crop, again referring to a grave. The third variation, and my personal preference, is a piece of land where you plant yourself - usually at the bottom of the smoking hole made when your airplane crashed.
For people in harms way, the Grim Reaper is often a too frequent visitor. If “he” is taken too seriously, it may interfere with one’s duty. To reduce this problem, combatants since ancient armies first marched have found ways to make light of and mock “Old Scratch” and “the skinny guy with the scythe.”
"Bought” is used as follows: After breaking an expensive vase in a china shop, the proprietor says, “I am sorry sir, but I’m afraid you just bought it.” Bought or buy means doing something that has quick, negative, and irreversible consequences, in this case being killed.
I have heard three variations on “the farm.” First is a piece of land, a very small piece of land, used for raising daisies. This, of course, means a grave plot. The second is a piece of land where you are planted (buried) rather than a crop, again referring to a grave. The third variation, and my personal preference, is a piece of land where you plant yourself - usually at the bottom of the smoking hole made when your airplane crashed.
For people in harms way, the Grim Reaper is often a too frequent visitor. If “he” is taken too seriously, it may interfere with one’s duty. To reduce this problem, combatants since ancient armies first marched have found ways to make light of and mock “Old Scratch” and “the skinny guy with the scythe.”
Meaning of the expression, “Bought the farm.”
Steve was doing ACM practice and had a mid-air. Unfortunately, he bought the farm.
Steve was doing ACM practice and had a mid-air. Unfortunately, he bought the farm.
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Verb, to breed children for sex...common practice in the american south
Verb, to breed children for sex...common practice in the american south
!. Trap door to the pussy farm wide open!
2. Man does that dude sleep with all his daughters, yes he's a strait pussy farmer!!!!!!
2. Man does that dude sleep with all his daughters, yes he's a strait pussy farmer!!!!!!
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2) A book you should read before going away to a liberal arts school if you don't want to get swept up in communist (radical leftist, anti-fascist) propaganda like I did.
2) A book you should read before going away to a liberal arts school if you don't want to get swept up in communist (radical leftist, anti-fascist) propaganda like I did.
I went to college as a bright young woman ready to explore the world. I came our a crushed, brainwashed, shell of a person because I was indoctrinated into a communist student organization my freshman year. I wish I paid more attention in class during high school when they taught us about Animal Farm, because then maybe I wouldnt have ever joined the group or gotten the words "capitalism kills" tattooed across my back.
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