frost crotch

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.

"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."

by Datbass January 7, 2014

Whore Frost

The nickname for the glitter residue left behind by strippers.

This VIP room is covered in whore frost and smells like stale cum.

by B Clay November 12, 2018

the frosted nugget

After you have a bowel movement you turn around and cum on it. Then you slap your girlfriend in the face with it.

My wife wanted some candy so I gave her the frosted nugget.

by K.C.B. February 11, 2015

frosted brown

To take a dump in a freezer and leave it there.

Fiona lied to me about the disco dump so I left her a frosted brown.

by mud.monkey December 28, 2008

Frosting The Beard

When a man sporting a full beard goes down on a woman with a full bush.

Lumberjack Larry went down to eat Lydia, and thanked him by frosting the beard.

by Ms. Batwing January 19, 2008

The Jack Frost

A sex position where the woman places a snow globe in her vagina, and the man covers his dick in cold water. He then proceeds too break the snow globe and release an explosion of fake snow and chm.

My wife and I tried the Jack Frost.

by FreshApex February 27, 2019

Frosted Gem

When a person pees inside a condom and freezes it, then another person sucks on it like a popsicle.

He gave her a frosted gem.

by KrazyKatLady36 July 24, 2016