Bird Tax

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.

"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).

by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022

speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

Girl Tax

1. Girl Tax is something girls/women have to pay to men who give them attention.

Girl Tax is commonly received on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter

Yoooo gal you’re very sexy and have a fat back get ready for girl tax.

by BigBoyLC February 21, 2022

Syrup Tax

Syrup tax or syrup taxing is the terminology commonly associated with getting your ass kicked by a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman.

Doug won't be doing that again, eh, the fuzz put a syrup taxing on him he won't soon forget, eh. Yous got a beer?

by Carlo Dagastoni April 18, 2021

Grief Tax

The extra price a business owner charges for goods or services to a particularly awkward or difficult customer

That demanding bitch, was a nightmare to deal with, but I applied plenty of grief tax for all the trouble she caused me.

He was an impatient nasty bastard but I assure you he paid plenty in grief tax.

by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018

Corona Tax

The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.

I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.

by CoronaTax March 25, 2020

Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.

I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.

by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014