FaFF

Fetch a fucking fortune

Boy 1: Did Elvis die on a toilet?
Boy 2: Yea, I think
Boy 1: I bet that toilet would FaFF

by Twohitem January 8, 2010

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003

FaFo

1. father fucker. a play on word of mother fucker: mofo.

You are a fafo, a father fucker. stop being a fafo.

by WordPlayer5 May 8, 2021

Fafg

An internet slang, meaning like, or about the word fag. Meaning homosexual, who most likely looks at anime hentai (pornography).

That anime kid is such a fafg.

by Ducttapekid March 11, 2004

faff

A word used to call attention to a specific event; Used when angry or frustrated; May also be used to cause fear or anxiety

\"Excuse me, Faff?\"
\"You kids... you just make me... FAFF!\"
If you dont stop raping that old man, i\'ll Faff until tomorrow!\"

by Chuck Biscuits November 9, 2006

faffard

a person who wastes their time doing nothing important or remarkable.

He belongs to a circle of friends who are all faffards.

by uttam maharjan July 5, 2010