facebook timeline 

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.

So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.

facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012

Facebook Inflation 

To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.

Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there

Facebook Inflation by lafayette69 June 23, 2011

facebook second death syndrome 

The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.

Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.

facebook second death syndrome by coupondad7 July 13, 2015

Facebook Pounce

The phenomenon that occurs when a man or a woman changes their relationship status to "single" on Facebook. This can manifest itself in a number of ways which can include "liking" the announcement of said person becoming single, or offering faux consolation in hopes of hooking up with said person on the rebound.

This is not to be confused with people who offer genuine consolation. This is an occurrence associated with people who don't talk to the newly single person much, but are casual acquaintances.

Some have made the contention that the heavier the Facebook pounce (the more people participating in the pounce), the more attractive the person is for purposes of hooking up. There is substantial evidence for this, but it still has yet to be proven.

"What up bro?! You're single! You gonna party now?" - Guy one

"Yeah! I had like 24 girls Facebook pounce me when I changed my status to single!" - Guy 2

"Holy shit! Not bad for a guy." - Guy 1

Facebook Pounce by Pezhead7474 May 3, 2011

Facebook Drama Queen 

A person, either male or female, that uses Facebook as a source to create nothing but drama for no other reason than to do so or to get attention/sympathy.

All that girl does on Facebook is complain about everything. She's such a Facebook Drama Queen ffs.

Facebook Drama Queen by Jimsmash June 15, 2010

Facebook Delay 

The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.

Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.

Facebook Delay by mogzubc October 21, 2009

Facebook tagwar 

When two or more persons tags "fake" and ugly pictures of eachother, and the uglyness of the picture increases by time, making it more humiliating to the other person
These persons are often friends, and doesn't mean any harm to eachother, than having fun on eachothers behalf.

A is white
B is a asian

A tags B in ugly asian pictures
B responds to tag A in pictures of ugly ginger people.
A responds in tagging A in even uglier asian pictures.
and so on..
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A: Why did John tag that ugly picture that's not you?
B: yeah know, we're having a facebook tagwar. Check out the pictures i've tagged him in!

Facebook tagwar by haakon666 November 8, 2009