midnight anal express

when sexual tention is recieved through the anal

hey cliff il let u take a ride down the midnight anal express

by cute clifford W. March 31, 2009

polar express

when you stick a tube that blows freezing air up your buttox hole and freezes you poo load. Thus making you poo come out in solid chunks of ice

Bob was bored so he decided to have a polar express session.

by big mama man September 11, 2010

Pineapple Express

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.

by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010

Polar Express

Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught

My boss and I ride the Polar Express at Benihana on a daily basis

by Must lovedogs65 April 3, 2016

expresso

an "express espresso" that is shot into one's mouth via miniature, but extremely fast, coffee cannons. Double the pressure, double the fun.

"I'll take an expresso."
*pew pew pew*(coffee cannons deliver beverage)

by jgofosho August 27, 2016

Dickin express

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.
"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."

by asgadhgahgahg April 12, 2008

Beachline Expressway

A straightaway in Florida (also known as Route 528; formerly known as Bee Line Expressway) between Orlando and Cocoa Beach. Speed limit is 70 but most cars go 100+ and get away with it.

*Cop 1: We seriously need to do something about those speeding cars going at least 30MPH over the limit on Beachline Expressway. All I did was to pull over cars 24/7 and write speeding tickets, and I am not even getting sleep! Plus, I didn't get to spend time with my mom on Mother's day.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.

by NHRHS2010 June 3, 2011