explosioned

variation of exploded.

"De many beers... many beers have explosioned on ze flooueh."

by big juicy dick boy July 27, 2021

Explosive Ejaculation

When a girl with whiteout in her pocket bumps into a guy and the whiteout liquid goes all over the crotch of his pants.

Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...

by TippytheHippy May 9, 2019

Puke explosion

a very large amount of vomit shot out the face hole all at once normally caused from over drinking

i drank so much JD last night i had a total puke explosion

by Guru Tug1nmapuda August 21, 2011

Explosive Gigaqueef

The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.

If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.

Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".

Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."

*Alan and Keith kiss.*

by father longnipples May 11, 2022

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

explosive shit

either you think something is amazing or you have an illness or your food has been poisend but its interesting non the less

GUY 1: bro that was some explosive shit.
GUY 2: I'm not sure if that's a good thing

by nae nae nigga February 9, 2022

Explosive Pregnancy

For when you eat so much Taco bell your stomach feels pregnant, then you die later on toilet giving birth to many taco bell infants.

"ayo I think i ate to much, im feeling pregnant"
*gurgle gurlge*
"oh no! im feeling explosive Pregnancy happening!"

by DJColeManChild May 4, 2025