American English

A different (Read wrong) system of spelling the English language used by citizens of the United States who cannot be bothered to learn the correct spelling of simple words.

usually involves missing out letters, switching the order or just using the complete wrong word

closest comparison can be asking a small child to spell a word and making a dogs ears of it.

English spellings: Colour, Centre, Honour, Draught

American English spellings: Color, Center, Honor, Draft

by Steve168762 November 7, 2010

English

1. A people whose main form of crime is drive-by arguments, and police officers with funny hats who cudgel hobos. They are arrogant and annoying bastards.
2. The most prevalant language in todays world, and the cause of a lot of problems i.e when native american children who beaten unless they spoke it. English is a bastardized form of Latin. But even though it is evil, you should still respect it as a language, and stop using it like the morons on Neopets!

omgzzzzzzzzzz did u no dat i cud beet ne1 in a gam of ches. That is a form of bastardized English. Translation: *Lot's of inthusiasm* Did you know that I could beat anyone in a game of Chess? If you wish to see more of Bastardized English, go to the chat boards of www.neopets.com.

by Karl Marx December 19, 2004

The Smelly English Muffin

Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.

Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning

by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008

english

The (not uptight part of the) English culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the Flemish culture, the Scottish culture and this one.

One thing I like about England and the English culture is that you'd run into a different dialect when driving just a short distance.

by LA-Z-BOY June 18, 2006

English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.

droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011

the girl in my english class

she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.

you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish

by thanks! February 3, 2018

AP english

A great opportunity for personal growth. Despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.

All your grades are belonging to me.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005