Elijah is Respectable and you should listen to when he says to cook or clean and he’s obviously the most loyal guy
by Unknown ya February 24, 2022

Elijah was at the party.
by BoltTheYTer November 23, 2021

Gay. Gayest amongst everyone and has the smallest dick. Afraid to show it but has the worst temper and only into guys. Flattest ass but tall.
He's such an Elijah
by Th30neand0nly April 2, 2020

Elijah is the sexiest person in the entire world and he has a huge dick, he also has the best shoe game on the planet he will fry yo ass on ball and 2k but he fucks up with girls sometimes
by Rizz demon eli August 24, 2022

Elijah or Eli is an absolute dork. He's a really sweet guy but generally doesn't show that side of himself except to his closest friends. He always has some random useless info to give you. He can be totally funny and exasperating to be around. He doesn't try to, but he causes tons of confusion and some drama. He hates to see his friends hurt, and is always ready to help those he cares about. If you've got an Elijah nearby, try to get to know him. He might seem like a jerk but get to know his heart, and you'll see the good inside of him. He is also oblivious to when girls are crushing on him, which is a pain. He is extremely social, has an amazing smile, and lights up a room with his personality. He is looking for a real relationship, and he's extremely loyal to his friends and those he cares about, so go for it. Elijah is INSANE. In a good way <3
by Theguywhowritesyourpapers April 28, 2022

by ramennoodlezrgood November 13, 2018

a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine
by milk god June 7, 2021
