ear wiggling

To lie; to fib; to bend the truth

Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"

by Fucking Phil September 5, 2019

Fast Ear

Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.

Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.

Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

Ear hustlin'

Eavesdropping; listening in on someone else's conversation.

Tell my man to stop ear hustlin'..

by V dot February 19, 2012

Reebok Earrings

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the male positions the female's feet up towards her head near her ears.

I gave that chick a pair of reebok earrings last night.

by Sllewdear May 9, 2017

cupid's ear

A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case

"Can you grab some bread?"

"Did you say something about Brad?"
"No, you totally have cupid's ear!"

by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014

Yoda Ear

The condition of having many short time midsize hairs growing from the edge or the loves of your ear.

Dude, he looked ok until I saw the sun behind him. He had total Yoda ear. He needs to trim that stuff...it was strait up fuzz time .

by Buttwangu July 12, 2017

Ear Rape

Ear rape is something loud or obnoxious directly into your ears. It could be something like a played with audio or even someone just yelling into a microphone. One way we have all experienced ear rape is by someone really bad at singing at your school talent show, and it's so bad that the microphone makes that really obnoxious screech that everyone hates and all the kids in your middle school would complain about, yeah that noise.

JOE: Huh there a lot of people here I should pop in some headphones....
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!

by MICKEY PEEPS July 29, 2018