Electionitis

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.

I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.

by Dump truck November 9, 2016

Eleasah

Damn! A rare and unique name that describes and smart and talented girl. Usually is quiet until, you get to know her then she becomes the life of the party. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body until you piss her off which, can prove to be rather hard. Eleasah has many friends but, would rather curl up with a book then go to a party. (Eleasah or Ellie for short)

Person 1: Hey, is Eleasah going to be at the party?

Person 2: Probably not we have a test tomorrow and she is all about studying .

by xXX_Anonymous_XXx February 1, 2017

Electric Ceiling

The prohibitive inability to interface competently with digital and electronic devices, typically but not always associated with the pre-digital native generation; often erroneously attributed to pre-millennials.

Not necessarily dependent on age, but manifests more obviously in a generation unfamiliar with electronic devices. Symptoms of the digital ceiling extent beyond computer literacy and competency, into institutional and attitudinal deficits toward technology; companies that do not recognize the threats and advantages of the digital world.

Someone that has hit the 'electric ceiling' is said to be limited by a profound lack of capacity regarding understanding technology, and it's implementation. They are superseded by a generation of people with an intuitive comprehension of computers and technical aptitude.

The world is currently entering a phase wherein digital natives (having come of age) are assuming key positions; which serves to magnify the effects of the 'Electric ceiling' among their counterparts.

"We struggling to overcome to the electric ceiling in persuading the board to take Cyber Security seriously, they don't realize the implications of potential data breaches"

"I tried to teach my mom how to use the DVR, but she hit the electric ceiling a long time ago"

by ScottnAndy January 15, 2018

electric cherry

when a woman electrocutes herself to orgasm and blows a fuse in her pussy

Adrian- Im sorry i couldnt make you cum babe
Ashtyn- It's okay, im just gonna electric cherry my pussy when you leave ;)

by Daddy Goku July 19, 2018

Electric Diarrhea

Horrible, smelly, excruciating pain. If someone calls you electric diarrhea you really have been to hell and back.

“You cheated on me 3 times, electric diarrhea bitch ass”

Girl 1: mr Fitz only raised my grade to a C after I sucked his dick
Girl 2: ugh- electric diarrhea

by Riff.Raff May 8, 2019

Electric Bongo

A sex position where the guy sticks his penis into the girl’s asshole while Tasing her back before beating her cheeks like bongos.

Jerry: I can’t wait to do the electric bongo with you babe.

Carla: Yeah but we don’t have a taser

by Dicky sticky February 27, 2020

Eleanor

Eleanor is perfect. She is tall, has silky blond hair, sky blue eyes, and an athletic built. Eleanor can do whatever she puts her mind too. Skip a grade? Easy! Learn a new language and move to another country? Please! Be the most reliable and kind person in your life. She does it. Eleanor can get whatever man she wants because she is SEXY but Eleanor doesn't need verification from ANYONE! Eleanor is flawless on the outside, but also on the in. Eleanor cares about everyone and is loved by all because of this. Everyone faces challenges at some point in their life, but Eleanor's always know what to do. Eleanor is fearless, stunning, kind, smart, and the bravest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet an Eleanor, hold on tight and never let her go.

person one: is that a goddess?

person two: close! that's a Eleanor

by calling out to all Eleanors! June 23, 2020