clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.

Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!

by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

humble dump

the action by which a guy who wants to break up with his girl does so by convincing her to break up with him. he will grow gradually cold and distant until his girl gets annoyed and dumps him.

many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.

“so did say you wanted to break up with her?”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings”

by the great auk September 16, 2018

dump horse

A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.

"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."

by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013

Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'

I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!

by WFTR November 1, 2013

Schroedinger's Dump

That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.

I really needed to leave for work, but I had a bad case of Schroedinger's Dump going on.

by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018

hippo dump

the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples

son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?

mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump

by !kidflash! October 20, 2011

comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.

I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.

by RealDollParts February 11, 2017