grumpy dump

A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.

Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!

John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.

by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014

File Dump

A file dump is a when you have been saving unused video clips on your camera/sd card for no reason and then run out of space foret new videos so you put all the clips into one video and will upload it to the internet.

Jason uploaded his first file dump to give space for new better content

by LeoCantPvP October 18, 2016

clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.

Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!

by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

app dumping

The process of removing all useless or unwanted apps from a mobile devices.

When a mobile device is so full of apps it takes so long to find the app you wanted, by the time you found it, you forgot why you needed it. Hence it is time to go app dumping.

by TaylorTech September 24, 2011

Schroedinger's Dump

That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.

I really needed to leave for work, but I had a bad case of Schroedinger's Dump going on.

by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018

dump horse

A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.

"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."

by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013

Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'

I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!

by WFTR November 1, 2013