Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'

I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!

by WFTR November 1, 2013

dump horse

A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.

"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."

by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013

app dumping

The process of removing all useless or unwanted apps from a mobile devices.

When a mobile device is so full of apps it takes so long to find the app you wanted, by the time you found it, you forgot why you needed it. Hence it is time to go app dumping.

by TaylorTech September 24, 2011

Schroedinger's Dump

That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.

I really needed to leave for work, but I had a bad case of Schroedinger's Dump going on.

by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018

comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.

I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.

by RealDollParts February 11, 2017

hippo dump

the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples

son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?

mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump

by !kidflash! October 20, 2011

communal dump

Everyone in a community stands together in a circle holding hands, bending over, and they all take a dump at the same time. However, pants are mandatory.

Alyssa loves to participate in Communal Dumps.

by Big Boodith Judith June 13, 2017