Marmaduke duke

AMAZING BAND comprising of two scottish gods called Simon Neil(The lead singer of Biffy Clyro) and JP Reid(The lead of Sucioperro), they perform under the code names of The Atmosphere and The Dragon respectively , they have released two albums called The Magnificent Duke and Duke Pandemonium. They perform music that is Rock/DiscoFunk and they are ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE .If you ever meet anyone who likes this amazing band , befriend them immediately as you can guarantee that they are sexy as fuck and have awesome taste

Person 1: I love Marmaduke Duke
Person 2: you are evidently sexy, have lots of taste and have a huge penis , please marry me?

by BiffyLove98 April 28, 2013

charge out a duke

To expel poop from ones anus with excessive force.

Hold that thought I have to charge out a duke!

by aswizzle23 June 27, 2016

Thin White Duke

1. A persona used by David Bowie in the Mid-1970's, following Ziggy Stardust but before his brief "German Fascist" phase.

2. A Bowie- inspired fashion based on tight-fitting dress pants, pristine white shirts, and waistcoats.

3. A white male's Penis.

1. Bowie was at his peak when he was the Thin White Duke, before he got weird again.

2. Kurt's going for a Thin White Duke look this week.

3. I just got done choking the Thin White Duke in the Wal-Mart bathroom

by NeonDuke November 14, 2010

Jack Duke

Masturbating while taking a dump, especially if done out of neccessity due to lack of a more appropriate venue.

This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.

by snakepit7 February 10, 2005

Harry Duke

The act of a man using his ejaculation (semen) as a lubrication then performing anal on their partner to see if the 'member' exits cleanly.

The Duke being: performing the sexual act after ejaculation as a test of stamina (aka "Balls of Steel")

The Harry being: testing ones luck in prevention of excrement on their shaft (aka "feeling lucky")

Male: "So last night I was with that girl I met at the club, right? Chick wanted me to give her a Harry Duke. I was like: 'Okay, I can do that.'Needless to say: it did not turn out like I planned"

by Matt Matters September 23, 2011

Cuff the Duke

term used for male masturbation.

"Hold on, I just got to cuff the duke before I go out."

by charlottem April 30, 2006

nuke the duke

When you siht in a bowl and stick in a microwave, without the victim knowing. Putting a paper towel over it and leaving it in fo a long period of time.

Preferably done at parties

Dude I pulled a nuke the duke at curtis's house last night during the party.

by marky skaggs August 31, 2008