Indie douche-bag

A douche-bag that listens to crappy music that nobody else likes.
Indie douche-bags often think they know more about music than the average person thus making them cooler. Both facts are usually incorrect.

X: "I liked them before they got big"
Y: "You're such an Indie douche-bag

or

X: "You've heard of them!?.... there not great"
Y: "You were about to say you love them! Stop being an Indie douche-bag"

by Eddie & Alex Van Halen November 30, 2010

ass scented douche bag

figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell

You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag

by Kelcie January 26, 2006

corporate douche bag

Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.

Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.

These broads are douche bags with balls.

The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !

by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006

I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.

I am a douche bag.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 2, 2020

Delta Tau Douche Bag

99% if the time it is a Delt who thinks that everyone likes them, thinks they are good at sports when they really are not (never win intramural sports), give out pussy 1/4 shots, go about rushing freshmen in the gayyest ways possible (powerpoint), and live in the shadow from their neighbors down the street. Pretty much suck at every thing they do.

Look at that gay delt wearing frat guy Fuzzy wearing his purple shirt for Wear-Delt-Stuff-Wednesday, he thinks he is so cool, but no one even likes him. He must be a member of Delta Tau Douche Bag, what a tool.

by Fuzzy Z November 10, 2008

a douche bag

A huge bag of shit.

That guy is a bag of shit.

You mean a douche bag?

Fuck you.

by why god March 1, 2009

hippie liberal douche bag

A sterotype created to demonize Liberals. This term is mostly used when a unpopular war is occuring.

Don't listen to the fools that call you a hippie liberal douche bag, they clearly don't know what they are saying.

by ????^_^???? November 5, 2006