The Daily Double

When somebody decides to jack-off twice in one day.

Someone - "What'd you do yesterday?"

You - "Oh nothing, just the daily double."

by bnksns June 19, 2009

double dinosaur

A three way with two old guys

She went to the retirement home and got a double dinosaur last night.

by Big Daddy Donkey Punch November 15, 2017

Double Token

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.

Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.

by Larry Vandelay September 21, 2008

Double butthurt

Someone who gets more butthurt because of someone asking if they are butthurt.

Jimmy was already slightly butthurt due to losing a game. Then became double butthurt when Ben ask if he was butthurt.

by easye28 August 12, 2019

Double clutched

A offensive move in basketball (usually a shot) that is intended to increase the chance the of being successfully defended or to increase the likelihood of being fouled

When Jordan pulled up to shot the ball at half court. He double clutched to draw a foul.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard September 27, 2019

double-bean

2 cocks, 1 asshole.

Jarod couldn't help but regret his fevered double-bean the day of the big race.

by Aaron Spelling September 7, 2006

Double Dapper

An expression of appreciation towards something that is desirable.

Damn Lester, you see that ass? That shit is a double dapper!

by Booty fiend December 21, 2008