The opposite of Resting Bitch Face.
Sufferers are often asked for directions or if they work at an establishment.
Sufferers are often asked for directions or if they work at an establishment.
by KandiGram October 9, 2016
Get the Sunshine Face Disordermug. When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
by dildo777 October 18, 2023
Get the compulsive masturbation disordermug. That point in a school year, where summer break is finally in sight but still seems so far away. A moment in time where it's still too early to say, "Yay! It's almost summer!" but late enough in the school year where you just want to get out of there. Worse yet, those big scary exams are coming up, and you probably have a project or two that is worth more than half your grade lying around. Teachers are usually completing their curriculums around this time, and students have gotten noticeably cockier. Not to be confused with senioritis because this happens in almost every school year.
Person 1: Yay, summer's almost here!
Person 2: Dude, summer is still seven weeks away, chill out. You must have Summer Anticipation Disorder.
Person 2: Dude, summer is still seven weeks away, chill out. You must have Summer Anticipation Disorder.
by Definers Galore April 28, 2013
Get the Summer Anticipation Disordermug. A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to
by ImAFluidSexual April 1, 2021
Get the depressed thought disordermug. A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.
Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!
by QuacksO September 3, 2013
Get the boredomline personality disordermug. Bob: Hey John, have you seen my phone?
John: Uhh... I think its expiriencing a Complex Multiversal Disorder.
John: Uhh... I think its expiriencing a Complex Multiversal Disorder.
by olek0 July 15, 2022
Get the Complex Multiversal Disordermug. The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016
Get the Smartphone anxiety disordermug.