Jasmins personality disorder

Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia

Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder

by Orangeaid July 13, 2020

Black Kettle Disorder

Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.

D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 15, 2020

Hull Schizoaffective Disorder

The disease people have who think hull is alright can be confused with Stockholm syndrome; If challenged on these firm beliefs you will find yourself being beaten by the delusional person, throw 50p their way and run.

The creature suffers from Hull Schizoaffective Disorder.

by Octavian Hullford February 22, 2022

Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying

Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily

by vbzy20 November 17, 2018

sexual personality disorder

Is a state of displacement,mania,schizophrenia,psychosexual development and schizo affective disorder where auditory hallucinations and visual hallucinations are causes to uncontrolled impulses for rape , sexual harrassment ,and child/sexual abuse ect....

Carl went to the mental health clinic because he was under the impression that he was under sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes June 5, 2018

jenner identity disorder

Preferred to the hyphenated jenner-identity disorder for completed cases of male-to-female transition; the extraneous piece of punctuation should be correspondingly "cut" .

Bruce had jenner-identity disorder; Caitlyn has jenner identity disorder.

by Wizard-of-Odds March 2, 2016

Alabama Reality Disorder

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.

My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.

by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022