Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020

Thought Disease

When someone shares an opinion that is so moronic that you're afraid it could infect people with stupidity.

Don't spread your Thought Disease and infect others with your stupidity.

by stuxnaut August 19, 2016

The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism

My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease

by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023

Get Diseased

A phrase popularized Buzz Killer of Ghoul world order from YouTube out of Western Pennsylvana

I need to go pick up some more Iron City so have a great night everybody and get diseased .

by SoCo Cuddie October 18, 2021

Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.

Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.

by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023

Owl disease

It makes you gay

Dixies got owl disease

by Bobojizz September 11, 2018

Meow Disease

A disease where you cant stop meowing. It is not contagious but there has been reports of it spreading.
Danger level: Medium

He has Meow Disease!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019