Discoed

A weird mysterious anomaly that occurs on iOS users phones. Whenever you try to spell out the word "Discord," it autocorrects to Discoed. The origins of this word is unknown.

"I always try to spell out Discord on my iPhone, but it always autocorrects to Discoed! So annoying."

by Rondaxen June 22, 2021

Discordian Shahadah

The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"

Nemo really changed his life around after his Discordian Shahadah. He's a true agent of chaos now.

by Heiress July 29, 2021

Discordo

The sound you hear when u start Discord

*Discord opens* DISCORDO!

by Incognitux August 10, 2021

Discord Nigga

Someone that erps, packs, and takes discord likes it real like. Usually never stops acting like it no matter what.Also a weirdo who prolly ain’t about what they talk.

“Stevo is a Discord Nigga.” He honesty is.

by Jay Wet Asf October 11, 2021

Discord.gg/thrp

The best damn FiveM server around

Sample Text

*join THRP today*

Discord.gg/thrp

by discord.gg/thrp October 31, 2021

Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021

Discord Memer

Guy who likes to make mom jokes, post memes 24/7 and never touches grass instead he touches moms like your mom. In short he sacrifices his life to entertain others

You are the best discord memer.Your memes are the best!

by ShawkHawk November 24, 2021