dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019

Flavio-dingle-beevis

Proper curse words for in front of children.

*guy cutsvyou off driving*
"Hey, this guy is a real flavio-dingle-beevis huh buddy"? "Forreal daddy"!

by DaddyOfDank September 29, 2019

Dingle Berry

A piece of shit that is stuck to your ass hair

I have a dingle berry stuck to my fucking asshole

by Single Berry October 4, 2019

smoking a dingle

Popping a home made bong, made out of a drinks bottle a length of hose and a small metal socket for a bowl.

How about going and smoking a dingle mate?

by MrTydings May 3, 2018

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017

Dingle Sprinkle

A synthetic rainbow sprinkle lodged in the crevice of the buttocks, after swimming in a pool of fake sprinkles.

"I wiped my arse only to find dingle sprinkles"

by Cillian_Byrne May 21, 2017

Dingle

A very very small penis.

John has a Dingle

by DIZ_DUDE May 22, 2017