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Digital Virginity

You are digitally virgin till you have not watched pornography thru digital means i.e internet, DVD, CD, USB key etc
He lost his digital virginity at the age of 14.
by sumitstop May 4, 2018
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digitocracy

The devolution of a government from democracy to Trumpism via online social media misinformation. Once in place the leader of the Digitocracy rules primarily by tweet-storms.
With the help of the Russians, Trump defeated Clinton to become the first head of a digitocracy.
by euphemismo December 23, 2018
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digital hourglass

digital hourglass is a young gentleman who made the fnf mod known as pluto's reprisal. He also owns a discord server known as the Digital Hourglass. Whenever you have spare time, subscribe to the digital hourglass channel and maybe watch some videos 🌮
oh look its digital hourglass (cring)
by Digital Hourglass September 28, 2022
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eEye Digital Security

Security software company responsible for embarrassing Microsoft into launching its "Trustworthy Computing" initiative. Also known for drinking large quantities of Tequila.
Today eEye discovered another critical Microsoft security flaw in...
by Rupert Murdock September 17, 2003
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flippin' digital burgers

Any type of technology work that has the illusion of being rewarding and interesting, but is actually mundane, mindless, and tedious -- the service sector job of the future.
Todd thought he was hot-shit when he landed that job at job at Apple, but they've got his ass stuck in a cubicle flippin' digital burgers all day.
by exesforeyes October 23, 2007
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Digital Nomad

1. A trust fund kid who has a job that is not really rooted in reality. They travel and spend beyond their own means for long periods of time. Perpetually pretending to have a perfect social media life and considers themselves intellectually superior to most conventional earners. They almost exclusively use white and or passport privilege to their direct economic advantage whether or not they acknowledge the abuse of said privilege.
2. Most people named Greg.
3. Someone you only swipe right on tinder if you are really poor and are desperate for a meal in a foreign country.
4. One of hundreds of thousands of bloggers who's primary audience is their immediate family members who live vicariously through their travels and likely finance them.

5. Code work for drug smuggler. Like usually they smuggle drugs. Or they could be a camboy/camgirl.
Person 1: "I heard from Greg the other day! He said he was getting Shanghai'd to China to start his life as a Digital Nomad in China!"
Person 2: "Greg?!? That dude can't swim, I bet you $500 he's dead in a month."

Person 1: "I don't think he understands the definition of Shanghai'd i.e. the practice of kidnapping people to serve as sailors by coercive techniques such as trickery, intimidation, or violence."
Person 2: "So he's just spending more of his dad's money isn't he?"
Person 1: "Yeah, unless he's smuggling drugs or being a camboy..."
Person 2: "I'd pay money to see him stick opium in his ass."
Person 1: "I always said he had potential!"
by Ramalakomma March 21, 2019
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digital immigrant

Someone who grew up before the digital age and is fairly new to the internet. Basically anyone over the age of 28.
YouTube is foreign to the digital immigrant.
by Oingodeboingo November 11, 2004
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