green desking

Doing school and/or office work outside

E.g at a park

My boss came in today and encourage me to try green desking at least once this week

by Ruby_E01 October 18, 2021

fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.

Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!

by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 9, 2022

Camp Desktop

Camp Desktop is where you go when you are sick of playing your MMORPG and need a long break.
Taken from the game Everquest, where the command "camp desktop" closes the game and returns you to your desktop.

PLAYER 1: I'll be gone for a couple months. I need a break.
PLAYER 2: Where u goin'?
PLAYER1: Camp Desktop.

by murr2k December 2, 2023

Flatter than a desktop

Amelia.

Amelia is flatter than a desktop

by Poopy booty June 16, 2022

The Year Of The Linux Desktop

some wank folktale which linux nerds circlejerk to each other about how the day will come where linux is gonna become mainstream and replace windows as the world's most popular desktop OS.

"2025 is gonna be the year of the linux desktop"
"you said the same thing for 2023, 2022, 2003, and 1999"

there will never be the year of linux desktop

by ucrt1234 December 14, 2023