Derek Standard Time

Derek Standard Time (DST) is a time warp deviation of the time scale that society has come to accept as normal. The DST zone operates in a mathematical variation of 1.33x to 2.4x slower than standard time.

"Yes we are going to leave here in 20 minutes (an hour and a half Derek Standard Time), and go to the party.

by FleshSpearThrustin August 2, 2023

Derek Watt

The definition of a middle child.

Forgotten while his brothers get the spotlight

Guy 1: You think Derek Watt is going to make the Hall of Fame?

Guy 2: You mean TJ?

Guy 1: No Derek Watt

Guy 2: JJ Watt you mean my good sir?

Guy 1: DEREK WATT, the middle brother of those two.

Guy 2: No he is a middle child.

by HughJass1986 September 24, 2023

fecal derek

A disparaging term for a male homosexual or one who practices anal sex from the “pitching” aspect.

"Hey Bob, look at those two fecal derek's over there!"

by gogetthebutter April 23, 2009

pwn-dered

another way of saying pwned

yo homie, yo just got pwn-dered

by yoamerica July 24, 2009

NYC Deisel

Well known strain through out the world, dative dominant hybrid, sour diesel and afghani indica.
Strong head high, slight body high.

Yo what up homie I just got a 40 sack of NYC Deisel come to my crib an smoke a couple blunts.

by Scuba Steve1994 November 4, 2013

sweet dereks

An exclamation made when surprised, in awe, excited, etc.

Person eating something that is amazingly delicious: "Sweet Dereks, this shit is delicious!"

*wearing strange, ridiculously unwearable clothes with friends*
"Sweet Dereks... We look FABULOUS!"

by 24/7 Troller November 13, 2013

Dirty Derek 2K18

A threesome with 2 men & 1 woman where one of the men is dressed as a fireman, & the other is dressed as a dentist.

Derek searches xhamster for a dirty Derek 2K18 because he loves firemen & dentists.

by L. Jefe June 11, 2018