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Get the Danilsa mug.This word means evrything! its a noun, adjective, and verb. It just matters how you use the word 'Danis' in a sentence to make it what ever you want it to mean.
by Kitty_Karnage January 17, 2011
Get the Danis mug.A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.
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Get the Custard Danish mug.Danish love is a term used when describing what occurs when a man with triphalia engages in unprotected gay sex typically another Dane though this term can used to describe this occurrence with all other nationalities except for Germans and Swedes.
Did you see that freaky Danish love scene in that porno I left in your VCR? I can't believe he actually has three penises!
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Get the Danish love mug.An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.
"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."
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