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Daisy Mae Tinklepants

When you get so drunk you piss your pants and laugh about for hours instead of cleaning yourself up
After all of those Jager Bombs last night, I was such a Daisy Mae Tinklepants.
by fatsquirrelsarecute January 29, 2009
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Daisy powerline 880

The daisy powerline 880 is a bb/pellet pump action rifle usually sold for cheap at your local Walmart or overpriced at a sports and outdoor's store the shit comes with a 4×15 scope for better accuracy and you can successfully hunt small game with it.
Today I took out a crown with my daisy powerline 880 pump action rifle and now hes in my freezer.
by Antony the goat January 4, 2021
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Ditzy as a daisy

verb - a genuinely smart indavidual who many yearn to have the same caliber of knowledge and smartness.
kelly is so smart and amazing and smart she's ditzy as a daisy
by terag July 5, 2012
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oopsie daisie

bro, did you hear that Tyrone is half oopsie Daisie?
by howard09 February 14, 2020
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Daisy Dinosaurio Ortiz

Daisy is the funniest loving person I've ever met. The first time I saw her, I told myself, " We're going to be best friends." and it came true. I love you so much, even if you don't like (cough cough Taylor Swift.) I sometimes make fun of you, but I truly don't mean it. I am the only person who will call you Double Daisy, if someone calls you that, I'll beat them up! I love you so much, Daisy Dinosaurio Ortiz! ❤
I wish you were a Daisy Dinosaurio Ortiz, she's so cool and funny.
by soph_ia0522 November 7, 2022
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Kiss a daisy day

On this day you get to kiss anyone named daisy. No matter the circumstance you can legally kiss a person called Daisy.
Person 1:yo what day is it
Person 2:May 3rd?
Person 1: No its national kiss a daisy day
Person 2:Woah *kisses daisy*
Person 1:*also kisses Daisy*
by I wanna kiss rn May 2, 2021
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