drain

Lowest possible form of human life. Below a hermit. One who prefers to shit on ones chest. Term used to describe someone who is better off gouging his tongue than actually expressing his opinion.

Wow, that Drain is gayer than 8 guys blowing nine guys.

by The Boscos October 3, 2007

Drain Cosbys

When cleaning out your anus in the shower, small fragments and clumps of fecal matter that are removed but are too large to wash into the drain holes or stick to the sower mat.

After cleaning my ass in the shower, I noticed there were some Drain Cosbys. I got a brown toe trying to get them down.

by SidLouganis June 9, 2009

Dainty Tainty

A small but delicate taint.

My ex boyfriend Georgie has a dainty tainty.

by Herro_Rara26 August 9, 2016

drainy bum

When ones flatulence resembles the smell of drains.

Mate, I've got serious drainy bum.

by fitzo0 October 6, 2017

Draining the Ocean

When you want to get ripped and finish a joint so you squat down next to some large body of water, move your arm like a robot, and take massive drags on the joint.

“Bro, my lungs are killing me after I started Draining the Ocean last night by the river.”

by CalebAnd September 25, 2018

sphincter drainage

anal seepage, often times the result of a butt queef after some hardcore ass bangin.

"That whore left sphincter drainage all over my new loveseat!"

by Butt Dart January 16, 2007

skeet drain

Someone who has been jizzed on many times. They usually slurp the baby batter down, and also thoroughly enjoy it for the most part!

"Dude, what you know bout that girl over there? You think I can hit that tonight?!"

"Mannnnn.... You mean girl over there in the blue dress?! Hell ya you can hit that tonight! She a skeet drain!!! She's down to guzzle down anybody!!! If you can't pull that you got some serious problems! Lol"

by KBizzle212121 January 25, 2017