snot curtain

When one blows ones nose, leaving behind a curtain of snot in ones mustache after the blowing of the nose.

He blew his nose and left a snot curtain in his mustache after he was finished.

by SantaSDC April 24, 2014

Daylight curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by a moron.

Trick that bird into thinking it’s nighttime with them daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Open The Curtain

To move the shorts or underwear away to reveal your vagina.

Do you want to open the curtain for me?

by PaisleyG August 10, 2020

curtain wiper

curtain wiper
kur-tn wahy-per

noun
1.
person (esp. male) who uses shower curtain to wipe penis after masturbating.
2.
an otherwise contemptible person.

"That Justin Bieber, 'e's a right curtain wiper, 'e is."

by Johnny B. Wankstain April 10, 2013

shit curtain

The aftermath of wiping ones ass on a shower curtain when there is no more toilet paper.

Chuck: Danyelle, why did you wipe your ass on the shower curtain?

Danyelle: Cause, I was out of toilet paper. Ain't nothing wrong with a shit curtain.

by Jusquared June 11, 2014

digital curtain

using any digital means i.e. (internet, computers, technology etc...) as a method to disguise or completely hide yourself or your identity from others.

Show yourself, stop hiding behind the false protection of your "digital curtain" (bogus yahoo profile).

by Johnny Quincy October 23, 2007

Curtain call

The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.

You should have seen her face after the curtain call.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022