porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

by Ellusionist January 21, 2007

Bed Cred

Bed Cred is the reputation you gain among your peers for sexual prowess (or not, as the case may be). Bed cred is not gained only from bedroom sex, it can be gained from sex in a swimming pool, tennis court, or for extra points, bondage on ITV primetime, or other live tv shows. Interesting positions and/or use of equipment can get you extra cred, but size is the main factor - a 1 foot wonder will always beat a 1 inch wonder. Just remember, word has to get round, or no Bed Cred can be gained.

Josh lost almost all his bed cred when he split up with Jane and she admitted he only had 3 inches

by Little_Meep March 21, 2008

credit burner

Some1 who forces you waste your phone credit by being as unhelpful as possible

They just text back and didn't answer my question, i've gotta text them again now, (credit burner)

"What? Just answer my question ya credit burner"

by keito July 12, 2007

Curbdog

A Curbdog is a slang term, originating in the southern region of the US, meaning someone without employment or ambition. It may also mean someone who is lazy or homeless.

"look at that Curbdog, he don't do nothin' all day"

by lilbadfish July 3, 2009

Credit Hiked

Credit hiked is when somebody steals your credit when you did something right or when you deserve credit.

"Jo man, that dick credit hiked me man! Not cool"

by JiggaStar August 22, 2009

Creddo's

Credit card(s)

I have to pay my creddo's as they are going to default me.

by CJC985 June 1, 2010

credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

by honkhiam April 28, 2010