crystals pussy

A beautiful wet tight love making hole
Damn only Brent gets in crystals pussy
by Abel quavo April 13, 2016
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crystal fox

Beautiful angelic girl, sometimes seems crazy. She is very delicate and weak, but is tough when she needs to be.
by PrincessKittykat February 08, 2018
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crystal covill

A female meth head that thinks she's totally funny and a bad bitch but in reality she is not.
"RawrXD Suuwoop 420"
Thot shut the f### up your not funny your a crystal covill! Even homeless Dennis is funnier than you!
by JackAdamsBthatKnockin September 19, 2018
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Billy Crystal Day

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.
I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.
by richard gear April 27, 2009
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Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s
Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals
by Neverminddimitri December 17, 2019
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crystal palace fan

Another way of saying homosexual.
Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.
by mohair March 13, 2008
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healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.
Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
by Michael|leahciM October 06, 2021
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