creeing

when you cry without tears because of ones stupidity

bob: yo bro, im creeing so hard right now cause of jason.
zac: ugh, did he put his face in his freezer again?

by littledebbieisahottielol October 2, 2016

Ceminites

People in an uncomfortably close friend group that formed during a single class, and have an unhealthy obsession with their former professor. Can frequently be seen being annoyingly loud and mobbing to lectures together.

Those damn Ceminites are filling that entire row where we normally sit! Ugh, we better sit in front of them or theres no chance of hearing the professor!

by postulantarchitect November 10, 2016

Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

criminal chic

When a wealthy lonley person covered in tattoos and has gold teeth who intentionally catfish shallow men or women

I'm attracted to him he is criminal chic

by The Cornish Yorkies August 2, 2017

creamin' seamen

1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.

2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.

(Verb)

Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.

(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.

by Butt Pirate Bill October 1, 2017

crelin

dumb teacher is like the same age as the kids

why does crelin look like she could be a senior? Oh, because she is the same age as one.

by The Very Goodly Bae November 3, 2017

Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.

A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"

by CustardBoose February 24, 2018