big canoe

A large wilderness community, filled with trees and old, snooty, rich people. Also, it features a fine aquatic center with many attractive lifeguards.

This oblivious woman in her beamer was a total bitch. She was from Big Canoe.
or
Let's go to Big Canoe, and hit on the slutty girls at the pool!

by Dr. Rufus O'Riley June 24, 2006

Tippy Canoe

Anything that is really tippy or top heavy, anything that could end up on it's side or upside down easily... like a person in a canoe.

I drove that truck home but it was a tippy canoe with that load on top!

by Ewonder25 August 14, 2009

Man in the canoe

Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy

My wife made me the, Man in the canoe

by Super accurate description November 4, 2019

baby canon

term for huge cock and balls

last night i let my baby canon launch an arial assault on becky's face

by kenshiro2432 December 31, 2005

cranodin

combination of cranberry juice and vicodin to deal with a painful urinary tract infection. Or to help tackle a piss poor day.

Girl Friday: "man, I feel like shit. I have a UTI and it's killing me.
Girl Tuesday: "Well get over here and I'll make you a little cranodin. You'll feel right as rain."

by nebzeb February 5, 2010

Cranon

When you like Crack pairings or rarepairs so much it becomes your Fanon.

Me: thought of problematic idea. Don't want to like it but I do.
It's Cranon

by Flying_on_arokette_ship July 21, 2021

Canoflage

Something used to hide the fact the you are holding a can of beer in your hand.

Juanna's father couldnt see the can of beer in my hand because i was using flowers as canoflage to hide it

by cheekiemonkie12345 October 8, 2009