The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 29, 2017
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The smell of KFC usually ignites this addiction.
The smell of sweaty chicken reminds him of the smell of his feet after a "hard" day doing nothing.
The smell of KFC usually ignites this addiction.
The smell of sweaty chicken reminds him of the smell of his feet after a "hard" day doing nothing.
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Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.
by Fabadel October 23, 2018
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Alexa: Wow, I love this apartment, what's this color? Fresh Ham?
Josh: No, it's actually Living Coral. Sarah picked it out.
Alexa: It's so cute. I hope she gets some palm trees from IKEA to go with it!
Josh: No, it's actually Living Coral. Sarah picked it out.
Alexa: It's so cute. I hope she gets some palm trees from IKEA to go with it!
by VesuviusJohnson December 7, 2018
Get the living coral mug.What sometimes occurs after your first "hot 'n' heavy" session with a new chick ; it's where da gal quietly swings her legs over da side of your bed and then sits there glumly brooding about whether she wants to stay and engage in further lovemaking with you. What you'll want to do to maximize your chances of keeping da gal interested in you, therefore, is to speedily remind her of what a nice warm-hearted cuddly guy you are, and dat she'll receive "lots more delightful huggy-stuff" if she'll just stick around... as soon as you are awake enough to realize dat she is sitting there, you should immediately scooch yourself up against her back, gently wrap yer feet around her waist in an affectionate leg-hug, reach around in front of her and lovingly palm-cup her boobs, and tenderly rest your head against her shoulder and cheek while cooing softly, so dat she no longer feels ignored or neglected. (Note --- shoulder-scrunchies are an especially welcome and highly-effective soul-pleaser here, as well.) Then if she seems okay wif all dat, softly lay her back down onto da bed, neatly arrange da pillows under her head and swing her feet and legs back under do covers (extra points if you perform da bower-bird bed-buddy routine here, too, so dat da cutie feels "uniformly" warm and comfy), then put yer arms around her and snuggle/spoon her till her shivering and sadness are dispelled, after which you can probably have sex wif her again and then doze off in each other's arms once more.
All of da above advice is excellent for making a nice gal wanna stay and canoodle wif you, but sharing a relaxing warm shower wif her works wonders, as well... if da cutie is having any post-coital melancholy doubts about whether she wants to be your snuggle-bunny, just treat her to a nice long soothing steamy sudsy shower (remember to soap/scrub her back and massage her shoulder-blades without her having to request it), and you'll likely have her head-swimmingly back in love wif you in no time flat!
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If you have money, there are endless things to do and places to go. 400+ Miles of canal systems means that if you've got a boat, this place should be right up your alley. If you don't have money, you'll probably get bored pretty quick here. Sucks to be broke, get better at life.
If you have money, there are endless things to do and places to go. 400+ Miles of canal systems means that if you've got a boat, this place should be right up your alley. If you don't have money, you'll probably get bored pretty quick here. Sucks to be broke, get better at life.
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