covid wedding constipation

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.

I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!

by Tommyttt August 9, 2022

Coid

A word used to express the cool or cold temperature at a time when it is not expected.

Two years ago, it was a coid summer.

by StitchedDev August 14, 2022

Covid Sham Artist

One that avoids work by showing fake covid results; one who will say that he or she was in close contact with another person that tested positive for covid-19. Most of these individuals are government employees.

The Covid Sham Artist named Chase, will be out another week. When real work needs to be done, the Covid Sham Artist strikes again.

by Covid Sham Artist January 9, 2023

Covid refugee

Someone who fled the way they voted because they wanted to eat out and have their basic freedoms restored. So they fled to red states on the other side of the country. Covid refugees aka half ass patriots who’s stomach dictates their actions.

Mark moved from New York City to Scottsdale because he wanted to eat out at a restaurant, thus giving him the label of covid refugee.

Man there’s a lot of covid refugees here, what gave it away, the New York license plate.

by Zonahotwings March 6, 2023

Covid Miscarriage Calves

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.

My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!

by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023

Copium

A substance well known by the silksong waiters

"Silksong is out guys"
"Bro you inhaled too much copium"

by I am not real August 22, 2023

Covid Hobby

A random hobby you pick up when you have covid brain.

New covid hobby gots me searching through all my change to find a penny worth 30,000 dollars.

by Debful77 October 27, 2023