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Contemporate

A new word that is used to sympathize with foolish people after they might have been yabbed . It was generated by a young aspiring NIGERIAN footballer
I contemporate with u OGUNKANDE
by Bayor😎😂 February 20, 2020
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Contemporary

Modern but not modern-modern

Definition requested by YouTuber Anix
Anix: These contemporary seats look so modern but not modern-modern
by bored_ March 10, 2021
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Confederate statue

A Confederate statue is no more a threat to public safety than a statue of a Civil Rights leader. The statue was never the threat, it's the ppl eople that gather around the statue, no matter their shade of skin, that are a threat to each other. The statues are fine the way they are, they were after all, built by humans.
It's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a Confederate statue, just like it's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a statue of a Civil Rights leader. Both kinds of statues should be left alone, if anything people are more of a threat to the statues than the statues are to people.
by Solid Mantis May 4, 2021
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Anti-contender

(1) An individual, object or situation that is either involuntarily or voluntarily not part of a tournament. This could be due to an injury; not meeting the standards and requirements of the tournament; or, in the case of an individual, he/she is actively able to decide to remain out of the tornament. Generally, objects and situations do not have the conscious choice of being an anti-contender, however, an individual has the liberty to choose whether or not they wish to be a participant.

(2) an individual who enjoys playing board games, strategy games and sport related games but does not participate or wish to be involved in playing games with people's lives, including their own. Generally a very straightforward person who can not watch another's life being played with and doesn't appreciate their own being made a toy.
(1) i. The javelin snapped just 5 minutes prior to the tournament and was immediately called out as an anti-contender for the entire comp.
ii. Tiger Woods fell ill days before the PGA tour and thought he'd best sit out as an anti-contender for the rest of the tournament.

(2) i. Peta loves playing basketball for the school team and bingo during her spare time but she does not play dangerous games with peoples lives. She enjoys board games but doesn't believe in gaming with life.
Example:
p1: "Peta, you can dunk a ball well but you're an anti-contender..."
Peta: "Yeah... that's just the way i am. To me, we don't make a game out of life, we make a gift out of it."
p1: "Fair enough."
by 1whodoesntlikelifegames August 16, 2010
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Black Confederate

Black confederates were confederate soldiers who fought under the CSA and were treated better unlike the yankee’s who treated black union soldiers less than the white man
Guy 1 - Did you hear there were black confederates?

Guy 2 - No way!
by slackpoop February 22, 2021
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coned

Originally a Malapropsim posted by a person on Craigslist, "coned" is like "boned" but much worse, the implication that you've been reamed, but, since leaving a cone-like hole, it's 'boning' on a much larger scale.
"I guess we're boned," said party x. "No, it's much worse, do you see that semi? We're pretty much coned."
by Alan Smithee the first July 27, 2009
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contender

that doufas is a fucking lost cunt
yeh, hes a contender
by amen April 2, 2003
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