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conservative

1. An advocate of a political philosophy which revolves around not doing much. Conservatism essentially argues keeping things the way they are rather than supporting change.

Examples of Conservative actions:

-Doing nothing. :-)

Examples of not-Conservative actions:

-Trying to change the constitution.
-Starting wars.
-Spending lots of money.
-Taking away people's privacy rights.
-Turning allies against your nation by radically altering foreign policy.

2. A misused synonym for right wing.
What kind of conservative would try to ammend the constitution? Conservatives don't like change, that's the whole point.
by SpecialKay October 6, 2006
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conservative hoe

a hoe, that isn't a complete whore. like, she's only "s"ing one guy's d.
paige is a conservative hoe. like, she's only hooked up with one guy.
by paigelover7462934723 December 15, 2011
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Conservative

Conservative is the process of NOT being really aggressive.
Nigel!You conservative cunt.
by Epicman1234 July 20, 2018
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The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.
Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021
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Conservative

A close-minded, grody, greasy hair, most likely misogynistic guy with a mullet, asshole
“A Conservative is the type of person to never have felt the touch of a woman so for some reason that makes them misogynistic, homophobic, and racist.”
by HowToKissMyAss101 August 17, 2021
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conservative

1) someone who follows the ideas of the right wing of the political spectrum, usually in keeping what already exists and is in practice.

2) someone who would have a murderer killed and the life of an unborn baby saved; someone who prefer to kill those who deserve it over the innocent.

3) someone with any sanity at all that doesn't hate America and doesn't want our culture removed so we can be sensitive to terrorists.
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country club conservative

The same thing as a limousine or latte liberal but on the other end of the spectrum. They talk about people working their way up, but they themselves grew up wealthy and never had a job that daddy's friends didn't set them up with, and wouldn't have kept those jobs on their own. They want the government out of everybody's lives until it's time to parcel out the subsidies.

The only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.
Limo Lib: "Every time I drive my Lexus to Starbucks I feel so sad for all those poor people I see. The government should give them all of someone else's money, as long as it's not mine"

Country Club Conservative: "Oh big deal. They're just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them."
by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007
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