Colombian landslide

A post-coffee shit…usually with a sense of urgency

Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.

by Clever Satan February 13, 2023

Colombian Tip Snorter

When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.

“Hey girl he was doing me last night, and he pulled a Colombian Tip Snorter”.

by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023

Colonizer

Colonizer is a word used for the absolute based gigachads that ran around and made a bunch of betas do what they say.

Commonly you will see former conquered people attempt to use it as an insult. This is due to their beta smooth brain not understanding it’s a compliment.

“Yooo Earl just landed a tre flip down the 7 set!”
“Wooooah! Earl is such a Colonizer!”

by Goated Conquistador February 27, 2023

Colombian push pop

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023

Colombian Snowblower

When your eating cocaine out of your partners ass, and they fart causing a cloud that looks like snow being pushed out of a snowblower.

Dude I was eating nose candy out of Tina’s ass, when she farted giving me a Colombian snowblower

by Mplostinkorea May 20, 2023

coonbis

Australian term meaning Couldn’t be fucked. Used as a replacement for CBF and Ceebs.

Pronounces koon-bi

I was supposed to go, but had the coonbis so I didn’t.

I had the coonbis

by Far out May 20, 2023

Colonize

When a white (typically English) individual dates and dominates their significant other.

"Did you see James' boyfriend? He's dating a Hispanic dude." "Yeah, bro can colonize."

by Golden Boy Brendan June 23, 2023