Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021

man-coach

A person, preferably another male, with experience to help guide a younger male in developing his maturity as a man.

John grew up without a father figure and had no guidance in developing his adult manhood. Steve, a respected Big Brother, stepped in to guide John and served as his man-coach to guide him with responsible direction in live towards maturing as an adult male.

by The Missile August 6, 2012

Coach Nick

Yeah so “Let’s go royals!”

Hey have you seen Coach Nick Today?
Coach Nick: LETS GOOOOOOO ROYALSSSSSSSS!
Everyone else: Oh?

by Tommy Runs March 29, 2021

Coach! (M.M)

The code name for a very special someone, I won’t let too much information on but I’d say 10/10 kinda guy. With affiliation to M.M he’s a true centre to the group.

COACH! You’d make a really great coach! (M.M)

by Skibtybop6767 October 6, 2025

coach appreciation

coach appreciation day is a day where you post/tell your coach for whatever sport how much they appreciate you or how they have shaped you

(person 1) Hey Coach! I appreciate you and all you’ve done for me
(person 2) Aww thank you, but why out of nowhere?
(person 1) It’s coach appreciation day!

by Poophole454 June 29, 2024

Can’t trust you no more coach day

Can’t trust you coach no more day. the day when you suspect something suspicious someone

did you hear that today is I can’t trust you no more coach day

by gremlin 999 October 29, 2019

Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.

Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019