club drop

An unexpected and urgent bowel movement that must be taken care of in the club bathroom. It usually involves hovering over a piss soaked toilet with no seat in a bathroom stall with no door. Often times a buddy will stand guard to prevent any unintended interruptions.

Brian was a little dismayed on the 4th of July when he had to take a break from the revelry and lay down a mean club drop in the middle of his favorite song.

by Mike W M July 07, 2008

Breeding Club

A nightclub strictly for heterosexuals.

Gage: Hi Janey, wanna go clubbing tonight?

Janey: Ok, but you're gay and I don't want to go to Feathers in the Village.

Gage: No problem, we'll go to a breeding club.

by Cool Daddy T March 25, 2011

Club shaming

A term some idiot on twitter named @suaviejay came up with

“ Club shaming in the pandemic is old. Stop caring about how people live their lives lol” - @suaviejay aka the idiot tweeted While waiting in line to get in the club on Oct 17, 2020 2:13Pm

by Don’t be dumb 2020 October 19, 2020

Smiley Club

A funny joke where you write <= 1 on ur head and <= 2 on a friends head and go up to an idiot and say "do u want to join the smiley club?" if they say yes write <===3 on there forehead in bold black sharpie. it gets lulz

ME: Do you want to join the Smiley Club?
Jerk: Sure
ME: OK here you go <======3
Jerk: Cool thnx man
Everyone: HAHAHA
Random Jock that everyone like for some reason: Hey lets go over there and laugh at the whore with a dick on his head!

by Pen 14 September 26, 2008

Club 312

Club 312 is the most lit house party in the Salt Lake area. The ratio is never too sausagy, the music stays banging, and the dance floor is the closest "You Got Served" finale replica you will find.

"Yo, Club 312 is more than a party, it's a lifestyle."

by Shawnthedon January 27, 2017

Club Rsx

The only site you will ever need. Delete your MySpace/FaceBook/etc. and start a ClubRsx account. We got cars, girls, meets, DIY, girls, a lounge, did i mention girls?

Bill : Dude what does your shirt say

Andy : Club Rsx FTMFW!!!!!!!

by DC5K20 May 23, 2008

five of clubs

Five fingers that are going to club you, i.e., a fist.

Bill gave him the five of clubs when he heard he scratched his ride.

by ghost August 01, 2003