television ceres

A sequence of documentary programs about da famous Roman goddess of grain-crops and fertility.

If you find ancient mythology boring but wanna be tolerant of a loved-one's interest in an in-depth television CERES, eating tasty CEREAL while companion-watching said detailed content might make said undertaking a bit more palatable.

by QuacksO March 13, 2024

Who cares

A joke made made a smooth brained bisexual

This guy makes the joke who cares because he’s an idiot

by TealStreetis4nerdz August 10, 2024

WHO cares

The World Health Organization cares about your health.

WHO cares. Donald Trump doesn't.

by Dianliang233 March 4, 2025

Genesis Cores

noun The recursive seed-forge at the center of Gen-Alphics. Not a black hole. Not a particle. The origin engine that compresses all matter, energy, and information into blueprint logic. It doesn’t destroy — it encodes.

Genesis Cores and black holes are one in the same.

by Erik Gossett October 25, 2025

The Miley Cirus Effect

this is when your sisters or little sisters are found dead because of excessive ass shaking/twerking

Dad: MY GIRLS!! what happened!?!

Brother: The Miley Cirus Effect dad

by Egraze November 25, 2014

Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.

"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*

by Spark the girl May 25, 2018

tell someone who cares

Michael Reid

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"

by lololol2 September 6, 2018