children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.

I have too many children.

by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017

children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.

Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023

Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.

Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.

by Figo3 April 9, 2018

Children

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men

I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away

by Overachiever69 June 3, 2020

Children

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

by ash da legend October 6, 2023

Children

Ballz.

Children r saggy!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 20, 2020

children

Children the one thing everyone hates and the one thing i hopefully will never have

max: hey see those dumb children over their
james: isnt that the orphanage?

by koroteki69 November 24, 2021