Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.

by _betamax_ June 15, 2018

Cheeto

Donald Trumps dick.

Ex: "Donald Trumps dick looks like a Cheeto."

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018

cheeto puffery

a lit word that you use when you eat a bag of cheetos and feel bad after

you make me wanna commit cheeto puffery em

by cheeto puffery September 29, 2018

The Cheeto Army

The Cheeto Army is full of goats, they’re Sargent is Sludge. He is very cool 😎

The Cheeto Army is cool.

by Xaelance September 3, 2022

THE CHEETO ARMY

The Cheeto Army is an army made of very cool people. The leader of the Cheeto army is a very cool guy called sludge! They have tried to stop people such as Meowbahh.

Hey George, I joined The Cheeto Army.

by Xaelance September 3, 2022

cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022

Cheeto

cheating hoe

this cheeto gets on my FUCKING NERVES!!! I'm throwing this ring.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 7, 2022