Chandler simmons

Has a fat badonkadonk everyone’s wants to touch with big bubble fish lips

Hey jaycie want to smack chandler Simmons big dumptruck

by Neiskke March 8, 2021

Chandler

A bloke that originates from Northern Ireland. You would typically find him in his natural habitat: tinder. However, there have also been sightings of this type of man on Facebook, usually around five years or so before being spotted on the famous dating app. Key characteristics includes: a peng face, the ability to get free food from Greggs (reasons as to why this is the case is still unknown to this day), being good with his hands (solely due to being an electrician and no other reason whatsoever), and having the complete inability to tolerate spicy food (not even mild). Like many other species, Chandler keeps his own gene pool alive by attracting "mates". One way in which he does this is by typically using the phrase "Do you want to be my girlfriend?" via Snapchat.

"Is that Chandler over there? The guy that is flirting with the woman from Greggs"?

by ridderzxox February 9, 2021

Chandanu

A very rare breed of Srilankan who has inherited the Portuguese settler's sports skills and looks, a genuine nice person with a big heart who gets along with many, usually a shy timid character until you get to know them

This guy Chandanu be talking to too many girls

by TheAverageUser101 March 24, 2021

Chadsterbation

When you masterbate while lifting weights at the same time so the blood in your body goes to your dick and your arm making you last longer.

Dude I just had a really nice chadsterbation you should try it some time.

by Dillan756 April 9, 2021

chandeleaux

That one thing that does what it does and you want it to

I looked up, and I saw God, holding me by my tickleh, on the chandeleaux.

by Jajayaya April 26, 2021

Chandler Close

A poverty stricken area with dangerously high crime rates. A community of troubled individuals who neighbour Lower Pennlea Road, and bring the reputation of Weston to an all time low.

‘You are so Chandler Close’
Basically the worst insult you can ever receive. It insults you personhood and everything you stand for

by frozen tan May 6, 2021

Chandler Close

A poverty stricken area with a staggeringly high crime rate. A tight knit community of troubled individuals, who bring the reputation of Weston down to an all time low.

‘You are so Chandler Close’
The worst thing you can ever say to somebody. It not only offends their personhood but everything they stand for.

by frozen tan May 6, 2021