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Carson

Carson, at first he may seem like a nice down to earth guy, but he has a bit of a weird side too him. Hes always like one girl and would do anything to get her. Everybody finds him nice and sweet, But be aware hes the type of guy to beat his limp dick off to a girls Instagram beach pictures.
"is that carson jacking his joystick on the deck??"
by 31876263746 May 30, 2018
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Carson

Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.
You are so annoying you act like Carson. You just pulled a Carson
by Noob skin November 23, 2021
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Carson

A really nice, smart, funny guy. Outgoing and good at making friends. A relatively attractive person. Often liking people who's names also start with C, or sound familiar to their own (Ex. Chloe.) Usually has a type for blondes with blue eyes.
Also, buy the Carson mug.
Person 1: "Is that Carson?"
Person 2: "You mean Chloe's lover? Yeah, that's him."
by ..*Insert_name_here*.. March 7, 2023
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emmi rose carson

fucking bitch you when you see her you throw up. her dad mathew is a fan of snow and her mom is a teacher. she has one older sister. emmi is the definition of a bitch. walking red flag.
ew she’s so gross. did you see that emmi rose carson??
by llekdjfjuxhsbw January 29, 2023
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Carson Cassidy

a tiny piece of shit from texas. mr. cassidy likes disney so much he wants to fuck walt diseny when he grows. he also is so fat he cant fit in a A380(the worlds biggest airplane). he also jacks during ror routes and does other shit.
carson cassidy in routes: 10-9 i cant hear you
by biden joe December 29, 2022
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Carson

"Damn Carson's cute.."
by Dinosaur Nibba November 8, 2020
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Carson Drake

Wow the greatest wrestler in sports history is Carson Drake
by DrakeCB November 23, 2021
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