Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

carrot nipple

a t-rex like creature that usually goes by the name of Rachael. Not Rachel. Rachael. Get it straight guys.

That t-rex over there has a serious carrot nipple. Must be Rachael.

by Trexasaurus November 11, 2014

Eating Carrots

What you tell your mom you are doing when she asks what the fruity smell coming from your vape is

Oh hey Mom, I'm just eating Carrots, that's why it smells like carrrots

by NewellDoiland June 11, 2018

Carrot

A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.

A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.

An empty promise.

"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"

by Che Guevara August 22, 2003

Carrot man

A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.

Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot!

GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS

by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeoneelse October 16, 2008

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"

by Minker1 December 1, 2017

Salty Carrot

Salt (adjective); Ridiculous, insane, wacky, zany, absurd, nutty, harebrained.

Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.

"Man, he invited himself with us again? what a salty carrot."

by Dazzle42 March 16, 2010