Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.

Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”

by A total slag February 23, 2023

capitalism

Far-right dictatorship where the rich are getting richer and only the poor are becoming miserable through exploitation. Killed 58 million people.

I hate capitalism.

by Serbize March 24, 2023

Capitalist Marxism

Capitalist Marxism is a term used when capitalists use a marxist framework to understand Capitalism better so they can use it to control the proletariat and mantain capitalism for a longer amount of time

Person 1: "dude,i just joined this bussiness school and they are talking about extracting the most labour value from employees!"
Person 2: " ah, it must be a class about Capitalist Marxism then"

by skatin' revolutionary May 4, 2023

Capitalism

An economic system where the industry and trade are privately controlled rather than a collective or the government. Voluntary association & personal freedom in the marketplace. Businesses are driven by demand & profit, alternated by fluctuations in consumption. Individual activity is independently sufficient & enterprises challenging in an environment of competition. In other terms: Private ownership of the means of the production.

Capitalism is a meritocratic system prioritizing an individuals creativity & talent.

by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023

Capicolaphilist

Somone who is sexually turned on by someone who prounounces bologna the way its spelled.

She's what a psychiatrist would call a Capicolaphilist.

by Sxunken August 26, 2023

Capitalistically challenged

People who not only suffer from climate dysphoria but believe that the most intelligent way to deal w global warming is to gut from the inside out the internal combustion engine -replacing it w green alternatives-and/or other aspects of the western industrial revolution

If you're capitalistically challenged, I don't want to talk to you, ever.

by Sexydimma September 22, 2023

Procerus Capillus

A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.

Boy: I saw a tall demon thing in the woods!
Girl: It must have been Procerus Capillus.

by xPheonixx September 9, 2010