Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.
by JosephMayo June 15, 2018
Get the Sand Cannonmug. 1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.
"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010
Get the Douche Cannonmug. (pronounced like the first syllable in 'open') A massive joint, spliff, doobie, blunt, or other, preferably rolled as cone, containing some combination of weed/hash and opium.
"Yo dog, roll up a fat op cannon"
A: "Damn yo, I'm fuckin faded, whats in this?"
B: "Damn straight yo, you're puffin on an op cannon"
A: "wooorrrddd..."
A: "Damn yo, I'm fuckin faded, whats in this?"
B: "Damn straight yo, you're puffin on an op cannon"
A: "wooorrrddd..."
by pumpkineater February 24, 2014
Get the op cannonmug. by adotcum February 23, 2015
Get the taco cannonmug. When you put a cannon up a girls pussy or ass and fire a cannon ball out covered in cum making her cum more times then she has ever done in her life in one night but making her exploded in the process.
Friend : Yo dude i fucked the hell out of a girl last night making her cum 3 times
You: But dude did you use cannon fire
Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next
You: But dude did you use cannon fire
Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next
by Retard Mike December 5, 2018
Get the Cannon Firemug. dude, you are such a fag, you are staring at the flesh cannon in that porn video.
I wanna shoot guns. Wanna shoot my flesh cannon.
My flesh cannon blew DNA all over that hookers face.
I wanna shoot guns. Wanna shoot my flesh cannon.
My flesh cannon blew DNA all over that hookers face.
by DT105CF May 30, 2013
Get the Flesh Cannonmug. by billythesnipe June 15, 2003
Get the man cannonmug.