canniperv

Someone who gets sexually aroused from eating human flesh; to be both a cannibal and a pervert.

As the canniperv barbecued his neighbours, he noticed his penis becoming erect.

by Hammy the Terrible October 18, 2013

Canniboliceman

A police officer caught eating bacon at the local diner before his shift.

Is that pig eating another pig? What a fucking canniboliceman.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Cannibhore

(Pronounced canna-bore) A girl who only sleeps with you because you have weed.

That one girl I met on Tinder only wants to hookup when I mention I'm smoking weed, I think she's a cannibhore.

by IDONOTSMOKEWEED March 28, 2016

Canine Centipede

The act of taping Dogs mouths to other dogs butt holes

Guy#1 Did you feed the Canine Centipede?
Guy#2 sorry i forgot it must be starving

by WangDangAtomicTango September 13, 2016

caninedisenchantment

Total lack of enthusiasm when presented with a dog

Take those things away!. Can't you see I have caninedisenchantment?

by excoriettarígida July 23, 2016

Cannibroism

A noun similar to cannibalism, but when you're a dude being a bro and your fellow dude bro is letting you eat him in a completely non homosexual way

Dude 1: "Bro"
Dude 2: "Bro?"
Dude 1: "Eat me"
Dude 2: "Woah, how'd you know I practice cannibroism?"
Dude 1: "Because we're bros, man. I still love you even if you're a cannibro"
Dude 2: "Bro"
Dude 1: "Bro"
Dude 2: "Bro"
Dude 1: "What's the magic word?"
Dude 2: "No cannibromo"

by Jess the fuckin mess September 1, 2016

Cannibandit

A sneaky individual who will steal your cannabis without you noticing.

Guy 1: you need to stop inviting Jeffery over to our smoke sessions.

Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: every time he stops by I end up a few Gs short.
Guy 2: Jeffery is no Cannibandit!

by Aiko_Fenwoof September 3, 2016