Canada's History

A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.

Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.

by Eadams51 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

(v.) This is a act of a male pouring maple syrup in the Mr. america's shield on the set of the insanely popular show "The Colbert Report" , then another male defecating in the shield and pouring it on a large moose head letting it run off into Stanly's cup. Then forcing the concoction into any orifice of a midget. The hard part is getting it all in though.

Did you read about Canada's History in that one magazine Canada's history? No? check The Beaver

by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Running a train on a Mountie.

I couldn't look Constable Bouchard in the eyes this morning. I don't know what came over us. I've never seen so many people Canada's History someone on a bear rug before. Meth is a helluva drug.

by MooseToga February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.

Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.

by Disco Definer February 4, 2010

Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.

I just upgraded from The Beaver to Canada's History. Far better sluts

by deucedigger February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The most deprave sexual act ever know in western history. It is believed that started as an initiation rite for younger Mason, however it was then stop by that group due to it's annal brutality. It includes the use of Maple Syrup, moose antlers and the Standle Cup. The addition later tools such as the Stanley Cup was later added by Canadians who believe it would make it part of their special character as a nation. It is important to note that special parts of this act remains still unknown only by a very selected group.

When i told my partner: i found out how to do a Canada's History do you want to try? that was the list time i was able to take a dump without help...

by Jaime_sjo February 5, 2010