caffoon

One who is addicted to coffee and other caffeinated products.

Last night, I had 4 cups of Zapatista coffee. Then a piece of Jolt gum to freshen the breath. This morning, before going to work, I showered with Shower Shock caffeinated soap. On my way to work, I drank a bottle of Bawls.

I am caffoon, and this is my manifesto.

by Klipper September 9, 2005

Caff

The mostly unknown and under-rated sister of the Lord's son, Jesus Christ.

"Caff is a feminist"

by plof December 3, 2003

cafe racer

A derogatory, European name, used to describe an Isle of Man Time Trial (TT) wannabee, who instead rides his motorcycle from cafe to cafe (bar to bar) and brags about his riding prowess (or lack there of)

Frank is such a douce bag cafe racer. He gets on that little bike of his, goes bar hoping, and lies about motorcycle races that he's never actually been in.

by notacaferacer July 24, 2015

cafeteria'd

when giving a man head he often will cry out "Oh I'm gonna cum!" The you brace yourself for the sexual eruption... except as he cums he pushes your head down causing your throat to close and the jiz to come out of your nose rather than be swallowed.

(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
choked, cafeteria, lunch, milk, nose

Damnn! my girl was sucking on my penis, then as i was cummin, i made her deep throat my junk and... Shit!!! I cafeteria'd that ass!!!!!!

by Rachi b March 26, 2008

Cafetorium

A Cafeteria and Auditorium made out, then had sex. They then gave birth to cafeteria that has a stage; A cafetorium.

WOW! we can watch a play and get some food all in one place! let's go to the Cafetorium

by Scottasauris February 27, 2011

DNB Cafe

The DNB Cafe is used as a "deez nuts joke" where dnb cafe is really the dick N ballz cafe. May be used on any friend or family member as a way to tell them to "suck your dick"

Ace: hey Tiff, you wanna grab a snack at the DNB Cafe?

Tiffany: Sure. But whats the DNB Cafe?

Ace: That stands for Dick N Ballz Cafe. The perfect place to fill your face.

by ace da boss February 26, 2009

cafegymatorium

A room or area that serves as both a cafeteria, gymnasium, and auditorium.
Also the name of the area that serves all of these purposes at the original New Technology High School.

It can be a real time saver when I have lunch after PE and and all school meeting since there all in the Cafegymatorium.

by Zzzzbel January 27, 2010